Though very slippery when wet!

Gtfo! Why even comment then!

Sorry, it just makes me mad that some people act so stupid over something like that, its like somebody getting offended by the color of another person's socks!

Its because deep down they are nothing but spineless cowards with nothing intelligent to say about something that can never ever effect them in anyway shape or form so they drool and smack their chests like brain damaged chimps at a brokendown circus somewhere outside moronville usa!

Its still funny even if it is scripted.

Guest, please make yourself useful and leave! You're making yourself look really stupid and ignorant, frankly ignorant people like you have no business commenting. I'm straight but believe everyone has the right to do whatever makes them happy! How does another person's love life affect you? I honestly cannot think of any way two men or women loving each other can cause anyone harm!

Go to Russia, moron!

What do you smoke all day?

Of course not, with the greedy morons in charge of things.

You could always call a tow truck. I keep numbers for 5 separate tow companies in my phone just for asshats like this. On top of the super glue trick if there are no cameras or people around.

People who are high 23 hours a day.