Because I'm allergic to stupid and the doge posts give me hives!!! As does the abortion of language associated with the posts! To put it simple they put me in physical pain!

It was a mistake of nature that has left quite a few members permanently scarred mentally!

*drops a school building from 20,000 ft on you*

*throws second grade English book at you*

I've got a three dollar pair of no-name headphones with a microphone and in line volume control that I can do the same thing with and the best thing about them is if I break or loose them I'm not out a small fortune!

Submarimon

No I'm allergic to stupid and posts like this give me hives!

Good suffer for assaulting my eye sight with this atrocity of spelling and disrespect for dogs everywhere!

Yeah I know what you mean it took the one I encountered a while to give up.

Hi guest, a little advice, go bury your head in a dictionary and don't return until you have read every word!

Well considering that not a whole lot scares me I assume brave or reckless, I did at one time stare down four teens who wanted to rob the store I owned a few years ago. I told them to take their gun and clusterf*ck themselves with it and that they had ten seconds to get out of my sight before my shotgun made an appearance!