The American one may look like a giant rat but they are tough creatures I took on a rabid one with a pitch fork
Once (self defense so don't go mushy on me here)

Horny elephant is horny!

Boop

Thanks for dropping by see you next fall!

I'm not really sure about that bit it does say you're a total idiot for wasting your money and you are being laughed at!

You're all wrong its the mole people!!!

I don't know, my sim is a moron but she does have a sniper rifle and a 90% kill rate!

It can be yours for the low low price of $999.98!

And I have a fake galaxy note...

I laughed harder then I should have!

How does that self inflicted burn feel?

What is that a mouse?

Ugh somebody pass the eye bleach and automatic brain washer please!

You mean basically sharing your house with a four legged hell spawn who always seems to be pondering when to chew your face off!

I lived in accident for two years, nice little town very boring though!

Talk about thinking in slow-mo.

It's pronounced, bang!

Keep the crap give me the money!