That's a great stick

Eat him

*has

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This never gets old

All cultures are equal, but some are more equal than others

*NPC darnit

Ooof. This didn't age well

Kind of true. Neurological science indicates that happiness results more from observing progress in the action of pursuing a goal. Neatly summed up in the saying "Not the pursuit of happiness, but the happiness of pursuit."

Sometimes rational men must do irrational things

I remember the days of "fact checkers", often sponsored by faceless corporations. Community Notes are a major upgrade

The perfect woman doesn't ex...

Welcome to central banking, my bot friend

Bloody Canadians

I tell people things

I remember watching this. He was eating the gummy vitamins as sweets for the bulk of his meals - as his mother was an immigrant who couldn't read English and thought that they were just normal sweets/candy - essentially consuming nothing but sugar and vitamins. As he was missing good fats, protein, and other nutrients his bones became weak. Then one day he took a tumble, put his hands out to break his fall, and shattered his arm bones

Lol if only we knew the reason why

Practice Kegels. You'll thank me later

Back when The Onion was funny. Bring back those days

Those calves tho