I tell people things

I remember watching this. He was eating the gummy vitamins as sweets for the bulk of his meals - as his mother was an immigrant who couldn't read English and thought that they were just normal sweets/candy - essentially consuming nothing but sugar and vitamins. As he was missing good fats, protein, and other nutrients his bones became weak. Then one day he took a tumble, put his hands out to break his fall, and shattered his arm bones

Lol if only we knew the reason why

Practice Kegels. You'll thank me later

Back when The Onion was funny. Bring back those days

Those calves tho

Oof. This meme didn't age well

"So this guy can force his way into my backdoor, but when I force my way into his I'm the bad guy?"

A full English breakfast cannot be beaten. Easily do a day's work on one

We've reached bearjak. I love the internet

A day late but hey ho

Back when self-deprecation was a virtue. This lady achieved incredible things and was humble about it. Rare combo

I'll be glad when this propaganda ceases

I know the state government has implemented some extremely strange and damaging policies, and the cities are disgusting. But outside of that, California is a stunningly beautiful, incredible place. Even flying over it is an experience

Dashcat

Clamp your hams

I forget who it was that said "Every now and then liberals rediscover healthy sexual and relationship practices and act like they found the holy grail."

Don't forget near-unrestricted illegal immigration, at least in the UK and US