"Ant-Christ Henchmen"

Who made a grunge edit of Scooby Doo

Hamstuck.

You seem to have a Pokemon.

Bernie is the only candidate that wouldn't make you guys a bigger shithole than America already is.

Durr hburr technology is bad fire is scary and Nikola Tesla was a witch!

Literally every guy in middle school.

When I was like 6 I was in the bathroom going through the stuff in the drawers and I found a disposable Razor and I was like "Hello, Razor. They say you're pretty sharp... Care to prove it?" And so I drug the Razor across my thumb and for a second I was like "HAH! It didn't even cut me!" And then a few seconds later I looked down and my thumb was gushing blood and the blood was running down my arm and I cried. I didn't even cry because of the pain, looking back on it I really didn't feel any pain. I was just horrified thinking I just sliced my thumb off.

You vs Me.

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD.

My little cousin would be so pissed about being in timeout she'd open the bottle and pour it out on the carpet.

Lightsaber Duel: Obi-Wan vs Anakin.
Lightsaber fight: Palpatine's arrest.

Batman: approx net worth 88 Billion dollars.
Iron-Man: approx net worth 100 Billion dollars.
Black Panther: approx net worth 500 Billion dollars.

My username says different.

He's 97, Steven Grant Rogers born July 4th, 1918. Independence day and the year WWI ended!

A DNA test wouldn't be needed in the first place if people weren't lying assholes.

Candy Cane shanks were a fundamental part of my childhood.

We'll try harder next time, okay? Just give us a second chance.

According to old people, Computers and Phones are all evil until they need us to help them with theirs.

Boobies is 51%. That's a failing grade, Gavin. GET IT TOGETHER GAVIN.

Every book is just a remix of the dictionary.

Am I the only one who thought about Cap and Bucky? Nothing disrespectful, just a thought.