His hair migrated south

Are you a library book? Coz I'm checking you out! (Female here, not mine, but would work on me :))

Trouser

"Highway to the danger zone" is literally playing on my office radio right now

I only have eyes for you

Kirk and the Kooks

Mumble mumble, history, mumble, doomed to repeat...

Died in a Rolls Royce having over eaten again. The only way I know how to spell it.

The larger one can also be used to hit stupid people on the head.

I noped out when I was talking to someone who didn't know vinyl records had 2 sides and played from the outside edge in.

My first guess is use the knife to kill one of the people. 2 apples, 2 people, 1 knife stroke.

What a brilliant idea

Vorpal bunny!

Australian here, at a loss for words.

I'm 'strayan. I read upside down fluently

There's now an entire TV series (Netflix I think) called "Stuff the British Stole"

As a therapist, can confirm.

POCKETS!!!

Or maybe he was just a Douglas Adams fan

Emu

Granny Weatherwax: "Evil starts when you begin to treat people as things"

What you got against short people???