I spend half my time correcting the spoken English of native English speakers. I have nothing but admiration for those trying to learn our mongrel language, and I will always take the time to help you with your broken English.

Not content with One bus parking spot, this a-hole took up two. Much deserved punishment.

I don't drink alcohol, don't take drugs prescription or other, don't go to a therapist. I have horses, I can't afford that other stuff. Before you accuse me of a comfortable life, I give you first child born 12 weeks (3 months) early, breast cancer, divorced parents and abusive older sister. Life is what you make it, and sometimes finding the positive takes actual personal effort.

I think I've made a terrible mistake.

I read the responses to the original post. Haven't laughed so much in ages. People can be humourously savage.

Might not be warm, but it sure is pretty.

And when the tears start, just ask "is blood flowing? If not, don't call me."

Why is there a fire at the bottom of the sea?

Micheal McIntyre has an entire, hilarious, comedy routine about this very thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wSw3IWRJa0

???? from Pennsylvania, North Africa ???

They need to put some on his cheeks, coz we need to record that staffy grin.

"Video unavailable. The uploader has not make this video available in your country." I'm in Australia and this is Table Tennis. Wot???

It was 2013 and not this pig in the picture, but yes it happened. https://www.northernstar.com.au/news/pig-steals-beer-gets-drunk-and-starts-fight-cow/2015755/

Something here is not like the other ones...

Why has no-one commented on the fact that this truck containing highly flammable liquid is planning to stop at all rail crossings.

One of my all time favourite movies, but can you imagine the screams of outrage if they made this movie today??? Add this to the list of "remakes" coming out, I dare ya!

In the past, a woman's menstrual cycle was called "moon times" because a woman's body can be affected by the pull of the moon. Doesn't mean she has mental health issues, is just a normal woman.

Can still tell everyone you got married at a Cathedral.

Pretty sure anyone before the invasions of the vikings they would have all been dark haired/dark eyed.

“Knowledge equals power...
Power equals energy...
People ... thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.
Energy equals matter...
Matter equals mass.
And mass distorts space. It distorts it into polyfractal L-space." the late, great Terry Pratchett knew the power of books.

Where's James Earl Jones?