I have a nice garden, he picks me nice flowers for free any time. Chicken please.

This is why I don't like f bombs. They are soooo unimaginative, there is a whole lexicon of creative swearing which everyone has forgotten how to use.

I shall call him Fluffy and he shall be mine...

Simple advice my husband gave our kids: you better not be the one to start a fight, but make sure you are the one to finish it.

This is the only legitimate reason I have ever seen to own a drone.

It's midday on 11th October 2018 in Australia.

Every time I see this story (and it's been a few times now), the amount of the fine keeps going up. Starting to question the veracity of the news.

an oldie but a goodie

Where are the elephants?

Lucky how it landed right in the middle of the circle.

Tired to explain this to my teenage son. The look of bemusement was priceless.

Are all the boxes upside down?

Another place to add to my travelling bucket list.

A silly potato talking to her sweet pea. Love it.

Feline in its liquid state.

Sprung!!

I'm regularly told "I can't do the washing/laundry/sweeping/insert chore here, there's a cat asleep on me". Of course he would have to wait for the cats to wake up, he can't leave when they're asleep.

Sister's name Athena (age 55), nephew name Osiris, Other nephew (sadly died of SIDS) Lazarus.

College of Psychology and Behavioral Science: "so tell me how it feels to be a lunchbag?"

Good heart, bad mouth.

So... porn star is better than prostitute?