OMG, as an Aussie, I'm deeply embarrased. This came and went and I didn't even know about it, I had to look it up. We down-underites are not immune from stupidity. Sorry mates.

When my kids hear me say "Listen sweetheart" they start running for the hills lol

How much does the average US citizen pay for health care and education like college fees? Compare that to the amount citizens of other countries pay in taxes and factor in the relief from worry about needing care for an emergency that might not be covered, or not crushing your next generation with debt before they get their first job. Is it really all that bad that taxes cover health care for everyone in return for guaranteed cover for yourself? US tax payers don't seem to mind that TRILLIONS of tax dollars go to ensuring your soldiers can kill, but mention caring for people and ensuring that everyone is given the health care they need and you lose your collective minds. At least, that is how it looks from here.

Shouldn't there be an apostrophe after the Y? "Y'arn't"

Ummm, maybe if you just know how to drive, this isn't needed.

It is possible that a professional mental health worker suggested writing to his son as part of grief counselling. He was just texting instead of writing letters.

Floor is lava, feline version.

I'm going to assume this was a social experiment, to see who would have the courage to call her out.

I sooo hope this was not photoshopped. It's beautiful.

Nail GUY???

But is he ok? (Please let me know if you get the reference)

10% said Llamathrust! Should have been Llama spit.

Belladonna, arsenic, those poisonous frogs in South America, mosquitos. Nature is bloody dangerous.

I drank brewed coffee after dinner and then breast-fed my baby. He was up until 3am. Perfectly happy playing with his shadow and bouncing in his cot. Learned my lesson.

Please, please, please let us all know when this is a published work. I will pay money to read the rest.

That'll do pig, that'll do.

Just to reassure any guys out there, I am a strong, independent, modern woman and I LOVE it when a gentleman opens the door for me.

We have a statue in a small town in New South Wales showing the faithful dog who died of starvation protecting his owner's lunch box, when the owner died in the mine. Google "Dog on the tuckerbox"

My local airport has 2 planes per day.

Love the difference in body language