I was told the reason they come when they do is to remind you of the pain babies go through, because 18 or so was the normal age to be having babies (old wives tale btw).

And everyone says we Aussies have weird animals...

and the horse's name is Binky

This has been reposted so many times, but it still makes me tear up.

How do we know they're not wedding guests? And if they're not, I so happy the bride is cool about it and not a Bridezilla

Where's the salt?

What sort of person doesn't thank their driver? Bus, taxi, tram, good manners don't cost anything.

A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked that blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a rubber wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

I have used those exact words to my kids.

Absolutely vital, I wasn't aware how empty my life was.

Why the * in the title? Cockatiel is the name of the breed, not a rude word.

While I agree it's a good idea and also agree with the sentiments expressed in these comments, what is the likelihood that a victim of trafficking is likely to read about this life hack?

Never mind my lord, I have a cunning plan... (Baldrick, from Blackadder)

Muuuum, not where my friends can see!

It has a weird kind of beauty. I can understand why the photographer took this picture.

I'm picturing the look on the hitchhikers face.

When I was in high school, I discovered most people are stupid or behave like sheep (do what everyone else does). I decided I don't really care what stupid sheep people think because I don't respect their opinions.

They are fairly common at Sydney beaches. There are also kids pools enclosed by rocks so little kids can safely play in the ocean without getting knocked over by waves.

Circular dial on a telephone. Tried to explain it to my daughter, got a blank stare.

Watched it in both original language with subtitles, and dubbed in English. Screamingly funny both times.

According to Terry Pratchett, this is the sigil to summon Lucifer.