Terminate would be funnier tho

I'll leave..

Did you find my puns apeeling?
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no?

If you know another veggiepun, lettuce know!

Now sacrifise it to the Dark Lord Lucifer.

my friend is superstubborn too, and when she is in an off-mood she just says a lot of painful things and sometimes I dont know if I should ignore it or not
offering advice to her is like giving advice to a rock. It just wont budge, she tells me I was right afterwards and then doesnt listen again. She inflicts mental pains on herself and makes things much worse than they actually are. BP people are one of the most complicated things ever and helping them is like disarming a bomb, be careful :)

I didnt see that typo whoah

When I went to a schooltrip, my mom would hide the big money in pens and (used, dirty) lipgloss xP

When my friend gets her downs, mostly I drag her into the living room, make a pillows and matrasses fort and we go to the grocerystore and buy lots of food she likes and just let her talk. People who are bipolar need to talk, dont force them into it but they really need a supporting person for them, even when theyre wrong. Also, whwn they get a mood, its because something is triggering it, find the trigger and remove/lessen it. in her case its family who arent supporting her and fight. Fights are the trigger with her then. what is it that makes him really depressed? If its nothing then you can distract him with fun easier :)
sorry for long post xP

I be in the club (the club)
Standing on the couch (the couch)
In them Wolf Greys (what)
Like it's my house (I'm home)
Drinking out the bottle
I got no respect (ay)

Nothing is too nerdy on Funsubstance :)

Now the question is: is she pregnant or just fat?

She has a vagina, those can take a pounding ;D

I can see a scene where he asks her to marry her before that post :D