britishclusterfuck

britishclusterfuck


Call myself Britishclusterfuck because I'm British and I'm a clusterfuck. But you can call me British...or cluster...or fuck whatever you prefer

— britishclusterfuck Report User
Right in the feels 6 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
*cringes way too hard*
*dies because of cringe overdose*
*like it sounds like I'm kidding but I'm serious. Dead. Totally dead.*
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Let me get back to you 7 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
18,485 years.
Shut the up f*cking=favorite phrase of the week 19 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
I dided tooed
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The art of sentence length 13 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Please don't downvote me
The art of sentence length 13 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
For all the writer knows I could be non-binary
The art of sentence length 13 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
I mean he's right but cmon, this is 2016.
The art of sentence length 13 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Yes because the writer wrote he.
Ground breaking discovery 3 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Really? Oh wow I never knew this.
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Only 90s kids will remember 11 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
They're not talking about the nineties cos I never spawned a boat on my game boy
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The art of sentence length 13 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Did you just assume my gender?
Shut the up f*cking=favorite phrase of the week 19 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Fruit fried fucking orangutan flavoured cuntbucket. I'm fucking wheezing
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Shut the up f*cking=favorite phrase of the week 19 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
No it's not.
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Shut the up f*cking=favorite phrase of the week 19 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Laugh out louded?
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I'll actually smile less around them 1 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
"Bitch I am smiling"
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Creative tea infusers for tea lovers 12 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
God save the queen
How winter happens 3 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
How the hell...?
Fantastic body hair 7 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
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He is the good boy 10 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
He's not a good boy; he's the best boy!
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a small floof attacks a big floof 3 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
The battle of the floof
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OMG, I didn't know! 5 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
No it's dry
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When I come home early to surprise my gf but she's having a threes*me 18 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
No it does not! I'm called Britishclusterfuck cos I am a clusterfuck and I'm British. Calm your tits.
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College is full of surprises 2 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Should I just kill myself? It all ramains a mystery!
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When I come home early to surprise my gf but she's having a threes*me 18 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
I'm not clusterfucking it britishly
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Fountain that defies gravity 4 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Shut up and take my money!
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