britishclusterfuck

britishclusterfuck

Call myself Britishclusterfuck because I'm British and I'm a clusterfuck. But you can call me British...or cluster...or fuck whatever you prefer

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Girlfriend voicemail racing cars 4 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
I've seen this a thousand times now and I am still dying of laughter rn
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He's stuck 5 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Stop making memes and help the poor thing!
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God save the queen 30 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Hmmm*takes notes* how about a puppy getting shot? Huh?
God save the queen 30 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
How about a person getting shot right in front of you?
God save the queen 30 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Well, what shocks YOU?
Fish and chips 31 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Really? Do you know his name?
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Fish and chips 31 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Don't worry I upvoted ya :-)
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Fish and chips 31 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
I think they meant American cos that's what chips are in America.
The force is strong with gandalf 8 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Sorry what?
God save the queen 30 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
She's beauty she's grace she's mrs United Kingdom
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God save the queen 30 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
You want context? Well here it is: GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
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FREEDOM! 8 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
[British disapproving sigh while stirring the tea]
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It was amazing to play with friends! Why did they stop that? 18 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Sorry what?
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Rustled her Jimmies 2 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
I'm sorry
How I see pets 8 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
I think you forgot the a in "That's" and "rascist"
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The f*ck Dylan 15 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Okay
The f*ck Dylan 15 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
They would fucking eat you. There are plenty of movies around the whole premise of that
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So deep man 3 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Yeah I like all my mnines
It costs up to 13 million dollars tho 6 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Until it hits an ice berg
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*gasp* 12 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
And the people are all like "OI M8 YER A FOOKING COONT INNIT SHOOT THE FOOK OOP M8"
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Beautiful scar art 6 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
I have a small scar on my forehead which I got when I was two. I'm 19. Given the size of this scar, I don't think that it would fade away.
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The one and only Vincent Cassel. Negative drawing. Charcoal, paper 7 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
He could be trans fluid, you don't know that
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The one and only Vincent Cassel. Negative drawing. Charcoal, paper 7 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Did you just assume their gender
Canadian passports are amazing 5 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
Get it right 7 comments
britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago
Oh right
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