I can't

Wow that's really young to have a club penguin membership

I once talked to an American guy who was traveling around the UK and he said that Essex was like the New Jersey of the U.K. which I don't believe because I doubt that everyone in New Jersey is orange.

I willeth be the one thou won't forgeteth

"Oooooh that is one nice looking young man! Oh yeah imma hack him if ya know what I mean"

It was fine but the mattress had a stain on it which was very clearly caused by human excrement...but the coffee was nice.

*manages to get up, trips on own feet*

*pulls on a door which is clearly a push*

Thank you very much

I ran out of SNOOdS pls send me some.

But then how did @silvermyth know he was talking about his grandfather?

You speak Arabic?

And it payed off!