You shouldn't've done that

But still though

But there haven't been 101 events....wait a minute...

It is, by law, not rape if the charmander did not enter the woman's body in any way shape or form.

Wow I didn't know that there were cars that big

Basically what Brits say when there's flooding but not where they live lol

are they like....domesticated? If not can they be?

I don't know why I laughed, perhaps cos it's relatable af

I loved how I met your mother. Sad it stopped

I walk a lonely road...

Well your sleeping schedule would still be messed cos you missed a whole night of sleep so you're gonna have to fix it some day........that's one of the excuses I use when I randomly fall asleep lol

How the hell can you sue yourself? AND WIN.....FROM YOURSELF?!?! How...I can't even....what..........

Pope, you did it again.

Pupper not cute. Pupper is bad. Fear the pupper.

I'd love to see a comic/film with this iron man armour

I have known this for over half my life and I'm not even from the US.

You could have made the pun of the century but you didn't, how could you?

I run everyday, I weigh 14 st 2 lbs, I drink Diet Coke.