"Your delivery has arrived" sounds like something a robot killer would say in a movie just before you die

Even if you count all the skeletons that don't eat, I don't think that's the right number.

At least he didn't eat it

You'd better be careful around them....

I wish I could draw like that

That looks like a snow sculpture

Good job!

Great. Now I'm going to wonder that the next time I look in a mirror

I want to go down that!!

I wish Klingon was my mother tongue

He's just trying to keep people from realizing the truth

How long would it have taken her to do that?

That was on Jimmy Kimmel!

That's a pretty good deal.

That's a clever octopus

I beat my personal record every day!

For some reason the Iranian army reminds me of mimes

Why was the dad up at 2 in the morning?

From 800 gallons of fuel to 10? That's pretty impressive.

Jimmy Kimmel is awesome.

That lamp sorta looks like the one from Pixar

How many people are going to go behead a toy dinosaur now?

I love how she just keeps cutting, like having a hundred spiders on her is a totally normal, everyday event