It's awesome how all the cats enjoy it. They like beating the humans!

If you put your finger in the soda it makes the bubbles disappear faster.

Are your eyes the color of small potatoes?

At least he didn't start a sims game.

Congratulations Steve!

I can do that!
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Ok, no, I can't.

I want to watch that now

The only thing I know about the conversion is that -40 is the same regardless of which one you use.

How does that work?

It was a time traveler

I always turn off the auto rotate, but when my brother borrows my phone, he gets annoyed because he has large fingers and he has difficulty typing on the smaller keys.

I wonder if aluminum foil would work the same

He looks weirdly like Mr Bean.

He's grown up so much!

Apparently, if you laugh for 24 hours straight, you get a six pac.

Don't drink and drive. You could end up like this.

If I ever make enough money, I'm building a water park.

Supposedly closing the window helps with that kind of problem.

I would do some of those. Not all of them though.

That looks like a scene from the movie Upside Down.

I love ice rainbows. I've seen some before in real life, but none as big as this.