I babysit for this kid occasionally and she just got a play kitchen set and it came with a landline phone (without the cord, cause that's dangerous) and she had no idea what it was.

You mean, squirt lemon juice in their eye and run away screaming.

At least the cage's door was not locked.

I hope it's not a cover for a bank robbery (Sherlock Holmes the books)

I'm a rabbit. How do I fit in?

That last one made me feel a bit scared

How nice of her to try to raise that cat's self-esteem! So long as he doesn't now try to take over the clinic....

I find it impossible to chop food that fast

No, the question is, who publishes these?

Don't believe everything you think

I'm surprised the Moreo guy hasn't said anything yet

All I could think of was when Molly was trying to get Sherlock to go out for coffee with her and he just tells her to bring him a cup.

It's a good thing they glued the matchsticks down, otherwise there'd have been a domino effect.

The best way to make new friends.

Hungry Hungry Hippos is a great game.

That's a smart cat.

And now we're a group of atoms talking about a group of atoms studying atoms.

I want to eat a strawberry now.

Could you imagine walking down the streets in that?

I wonder how long that took

People are dying to get in there.

Not me. I just accept the fact that I will never have a social life.