I used to have a pet pigeon.

You'd think if they had enough money to have a wedding underground, they'd at least be able to afford people who keep other people from disrupting the ceremony.

We used to have a stethoscope just lying around. I don't know where it is now though.

I used to love that show. I haven't seen it in a while though

iCarly was an awesome show

They should have used the Drake and Josh pic instead. I mean, his URL is a direct quote.

I usually feel tired during the day and I want to sleep but I can't and then at night time when it is finally time to go to bed, I can't sleep and I lie in bed wide awake and not the teensiest bit tired.

I've never been able to tell the difference between left socks and right socks.

When that happens I usually immediately reread the book because it was so good

I'm going to try the splinter and plant ones

I don't have enough time to make that. It's awesome though.

Haven't you heard of the Pixar Theory? Apparently all of Pixar movies are connected. And even though this is Disney, Disney acquired Pixar in 2006 and people say that this movie is the culmination of Disney/Pixar films.

No it isn't! It's perfect the way it is!

The cat was the villain in Cats & Dogs

Hershey's Cookies and Cream is the best

I like eating ramen noodles dry.

I have to confess, I have never opened a book like that.

Now I want to know if the producer even noticed.

I'd rather be a writer, and then I'd turn my books into movies.