*snaps fingers* *sniper guns all focus on everyone's heads* If you don't stop prying...I'll burn you. I'll burn the HEART out of you. You can't be allowed to continue. You just can't. I would like to convince you but...everything I have to say has already crossed your mind!

Write the information on a piece of paper. Travel to the remote jungle in the middle of India. Climb the tallest mountain. On top lives a mystical rabbi that grants wishes. Ask him for a majestic sea bear. He will grant your wish. Then, ride your sea bear down into Bikini Bottom past Squidward's house. You must yell "SEA BEARS ARE REALLLLL". Then, ride back to land. Now, you have annoyed Squidward, and you have a majestic sea bear. Happy birthday! :)

That's the spirit.

HOLY CRAP WHAT WHO WHEN WHERE WHY TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!

but it's a potato.

nonono benedict is MINE. all mine.

WHAT.

I hate it when my canadians don't fit in a box as well.

We can both be the most perfect! Like co-most perfect people ever.

Well it is most definitely not the england flag. However, one could say it was the English flag, as many people use the flag from Great Britain and the English flag interchangeably.

I'm sure you're perfect too.

But I'm the most perfect.

a beautiful baby chicken

partybarackisinthehousetonight is tumblr famous

I can't help that everyone loves me. biscuits are just cool

*gasp* i am shocked and offended sir, shocked and offended