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Damnit 38 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
Come at me, Deborah.
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What do you mean 'not like the others' you haven't even checked it yet 7 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
Yeah cute animals aren't a worldwide landmark. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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When ya boss says you can go home 2 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
Speed is key.
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Mainly with real couples though 143 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
YES I LIKE THAT
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Dogs in the army 7 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
The only thing I can imagine is this dog running around screaming "Oopey oopey oopey!"
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21st century vampires 12 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
And how long have you been 17?
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;) nudge nudge wink wink 4 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
always *hair flip*
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they're just really, really proud of your selfies. 7 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
When your selfie game is on point
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Sharp bee stinger 15 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
That's what I said!
Spending money on your cats 13 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
nO THIS IS PATRICK!
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Team Clint 25 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
That's true, I guess. I still think she could beat them though.
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Spending money on your cats 13 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
Those are dogs??
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Team Clint 25 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
But if she's as good as she says, she can fool Steve. He likes the think of the best in people.
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Classic american breakfast 29 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
As an American, this is definitely true. However, you can substitute the lobster with a Big Mac, if you please.
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Team Clint 25 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
Do you watch Agents of Shield? Remember that lie detector in the end of the first season and the guy that was like "We built a lie detector that even Romanoff couldn't beat." or something like that I don't remember the exact quote.
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Team Clint 25 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
Natasha probably wants the boys to keep their pride, because she's a great actress and liar. She would definitely beat all of them by a mile.
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That's why I love dogs 17 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
Okay yes this is nice and all but um imagine walking through the cemetery around evening or maybe at night and seeing two eyes not on or near a grave, but underneath it. I'm pretty sure your first response would not be "Aww so loyal".
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Get a job 9 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
The kitten is contributing to society by being completely adorable.
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Sharp bee stinger 15 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
Because the stinger's still there. My brother got stung by a dead wasp when he was three, and he still whines about it 12 years later.
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Adopt now. *tear* 13 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
Look at the dog's face though he's like a cute little dog version of grumpy cat!
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Here's why humane shelters ask for donated toothbrushes 7 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
Excuse me while I go have a heart attack because this is just toO CUTE
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Stahp 7 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
trick question there's not one
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Stahp 7 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
spot the difference.
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Vision is the best 36 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
yeah i remember some asshole guest ruined it for me befORE THE MOVIE CAME OUT GOD DAMMIT I'M STILL UPSET
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Vision is the best 36 comments
biscuit0883 · 9 years ago
shUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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