Beetlejuice

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Though I know I should be wary
Still I venture someplace scary;
Ghostly haunting I turn lose:
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

— Beetlejuice Report User
Damn kids and their alchemy 9 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
Careful, one wrong move can cost you an arm and a leg.
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That one friend that doesn't get it 2 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
Always look on the bright side of life
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Is that the iPhone X?? 6 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
I had one of those. We got like three different shells for it.
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She's such a good girl. Looks so proud!!! 5 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
THE GOODLIEST GIRL
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Affect & effect 10 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
The way I learned is
Affect = influence
Effect = result
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"Tsunami" 6 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
Didn't they stop that one bad kid from Mother/Earthbound with that? Where he essentially was immortal but also unable to get out?
Pls, I can't sleep 20 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
It's possible that, with the right anatomy, a female centaur would have two vaginas and thus two uteruses: one in the front with her "human" anatomy, and one in the rear with her equine anatomy.
I've seen several artists and writers who describe male centuars with two penises, and a few even theorize that the "human" one would be able to yield only female humans, and the equine one would father only male centaurs.
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Buddies 16 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
:D
Buddies 16 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
Oh my
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If anyone of you are in Pyeongchang, just go to the Norway team and ask for eggs 9 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
Gaston this time you have gone too far
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WHYYYYYY?!!!!!! 4 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honour matters
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Asian server in a nutshell 4 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
I'm not gonna be Mercy
I'm not gonna be any kind of support
We ended up losing
And you got all mad
Your tears are what I live for
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She's in for a wild time 12 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
Ma Petite! (Aka Jyoti Amge)
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The more you know 12 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
The other things cost an arm and a leg
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Brilliant ideas 8 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
Preference tissues are
Ahh marriageĀ  6 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
I love that game!
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I love James Corden 7 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
*wipes tear away* bless
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What do you mean unicorns arent real?! 1 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
And I looked, and beheld a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
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I love James Corden 7 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
Everyone forgets he was in Into the Woods
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Me when I try to cook something from the internet 9 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
"IT MAKES YOU LIVE FOREVER!"
Me when I try to cook something from the internet 9 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
WHAAAAAT?!
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Me when I try to cook something from the internet 9 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
WHAT IS HE SELLIN'?
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No, They Aren't Couple 11 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
All of my best friends save one are guys. I've just always gotten along better with them. Girls are sooo much drama (at least in my age groups they always were) and guys are just easier. They're mostly spoken for and thats okay. They're my most trusted confidants, and I'm theirs. It's nice to see I'm not the only one like that.
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No, They Aren't Couple 11 comments
beetlejuice · 6 years ago
I assumed they were siblings
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Pregnant 5 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Oooo transcendentalism
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