What does that porcelain poltroon want now? People keep telling me to let it in, and it just stands by the front door like a Jehova's Witness with social anxiety!

Do you need help? should I report you to the police? Both?

Shaun!

All I see are 2 assh*le drivers.

Hey wait - this is just a stinkin' CASK!

The rain in Spain pours mainly down the chain.

This meme died 20 years ago, too.

I mean, when I stand across from someone vigorously peeling with one that has that spike on the side, I do feel genuinely threatened. Those suckers hurt!

"You were right, filling the baseball thrower with knives WAS a bad idea."

That last one needs a cigar. And PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

It's just above the shelf for board stretchers and finishing hammers.

I watched this movie tonight and there are a bunch of memes about it right now.
Is this a conspiracy? What's going on?

r/im14andthisisdeep

Only one face I recognized immediately - Sandy McTire.

Goals? You mean GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLs?

Sure, you make a point, but...
The leg belts XD

All hail.

*hex

A lobster?

"Never tell me the odds"

If they are, not when (unfortunately).