lil sebastian wasn't dead after all..

equality and justice to all potatoes

or..
OR..
you can just move the faucet.

im in az as well, and this is an extremely accurate description of the weather right now.

humans survived quite a while without vaccinations.

post more of these. love the pasta

or you're on meth.

thats called a sex hotline.

i never understand any of the references.

that's what the fox says

so is the guy taking the pictures.

if these are the most awful things that have ever happened to you, congratulations ya little shit.

don't get it

yet you (the poster) don't even know "the other guy's" name. way to be honored.
RIP the other guy.

you don't have to be a pizza delivery man to know that it is human nature to protect any pizza, any time.