That is actually the most uncomfortable position.

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Trig jokes are the best

She needs to try positive reinforcement...

she wouldn't be smiling for much longer with that spain jersey on...

turn the dustpan perpendicular to the line of dirt and sweep it in.

I feel like this would work if they were selling skin tight t-shirts with abs printed on them.

A good essay should be like the length of a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.

It's the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

My joke was always she wants the A's (like straight A's).
For anyone wondering, I've gotten exactly 0 girls with that line.

the girl on the right is staring into my soul