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That's a great way to decimate the population 5 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

Distilled fabulous.

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the moment you get self aware and see what humans do 3 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

She looks like Mary from 3rd Rock.

Humans ARE weird 8 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

It's the Bearstain Bears.

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If you aren't already in a wheelchair, you will be after this 10 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

Well, here today gone tomorrow. Let's have some laughs in the meantime.

If you aren't already in a wheelchair, you will be after this 10 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

Just got off the bus.

How the Kangaroo was made 4 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

Lol like God got finished with earth and had all this weird stuff still in the bottom of the pot. *looks at Austrailia

How the Kangaroo was made 4 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

I was hoping there would be a punchline about the way it moves.

If you aren't already in a wheelchair, you will be after this 10 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

Challenge accepted.

If you aren't already in a wheelchair, you will be after this 10 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

ADA pitch limit is 1:12. That makes the ramps very long in some situations.

Get on it, Kellogg's! 6 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

They don't but new socks do.

The kid got EXACTLY what he wanted 5 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

Is that the look of gratitude? Gosh, people with glasses are so damn sketchy.

Accidental fatality 6 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

Looks like Lenin.

*Insert car related pun here 4 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

She's hoping you're uber.

She's in for a wild time 12 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

Spoiler: He steps on her.

Sad reacts 13 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

I think it's because they don't want to get eaten by other animals while they're still alive.

Good meme format 3 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

Almost seems foreign at this point.

The shinning. Cuz I don't wanna get sued 3 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

You've always been here, Mr. Torrance.

Now this joke is on track 22 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

I've still got six on my list, but they're getting contrived. Best to quit before this thread jumps the rails.

Thanks school 10 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

Taxes can get complicated if you have a lot going on. They don't make it easy.

Probably have seen this before, but it’s good 11 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

fucksake

Now this joke is on track 22 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

It seems that train has left the station.

Level 100 vegan 5 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

He's out of his gourd.

Now this joke is on track 22 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

Did they run out of steam?

20,000 flies tied to your body 7 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

Maggots Michael

Don't let this discourage you 20 comments

arlan · 6 years ago

It's not for everybody, but that doesn't mean it's always a bad thing.