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Now this joke is on track 22 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
I guess not everyone was on board with the idea.
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arlan · 6 years ago
Maybe they just weren't feeling stoked enough.
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Now this joke is on track 22 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
They could have gotten sidetracked.
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Anon wants to learn about conjoined stuff 27 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Can one eat while the other drinks?
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arlan · 6 years ago
Maybe they couldn't stand the pressure.
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Anon wants to learn about conjoined stuff 27 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Let's give them each a dozen more vertebrae from the shoulders to the head.
Anon wants to learn about conjoined stuff 27 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Do they ever kiss?
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arlan · 6 years ago
Well it's not for lack of training.
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Anon wants to learn about conjoined stuff 27 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Do they ever get in a fistfight?
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Don't let this discourage you 20 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Sorry for the off-topic rant. Just something I had to get off my chest.
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arlan · 6 years ago
Not releasing the clutch all the way?
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Happens. Every. F**king. Time!!! And they roast me this way!!! 11 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
From 1988 until March 3, 2011, 5,636 claims relating to autism, and 8,119 non-autism claims, were made to the VICP. 2,620 of these claims, one autism-related, were compensated, with 4,463 non-autism and 814 autism claims dismissed; awards (including attorney's fees) totaled over $2 billion. The VICP also applies to claims for injuries suffered before 1988; there were 4,264 of these claims of which 1,189 were compensated with awards totaling $903 million.[8] As of September 2017, over 2,000 individuals have been paid a total of nearly $3.8 billion since the VICP began in 1988.[11]
From wikipeidia, Regarding the National Vaccine Injury Compensation Program.
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Don't let this discourage you 20 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
I know a gal who had a baby right at 17 or 18. She struggled a little in the beginning but now her daughter is in high school and my friend is still fairly young with a great career.
The absolute most important thing is to not screw around with guys that don't have their shit together. A good loyal man will make it work at any age. True, you can't always tell about someone, especially at that age in this one, but a good partner is the number one most important asset to a young mother. Right up there with a supportive family.
If you are on your own, you'll still make it if you're halfway responsible. There are benefits to having children when you're young.
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Don't let this discourage you 20 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
When I was younger I knew a guy that was charged with child support to the tune of $17 bucks a month. Be careful what you wish for.
They tell kids that getting pregnant is like some terrible horror. Lots of girls I know turned into young single mothers and it is hard, but it's joyful too. It makes me angry that the school system tries to make kids think its the end of your life. It is exactly this attitude that creates a lot of unnecessary stress and sadness.
Its natural to have children young. Sure, family planning is great but when life happens, it can be a real blessing.
Happens. Every. F**king. Time!!! And they roast me this way!!! 11 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Vaccines are not 100% safe.
LITERALLY the best Dear Abby ive ever read 3 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
I'm not sure these kids know what that is.
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Happens. Every. F**king. Time!!! And they roast me this way!!! 11 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
That's how you know you have a stronger argument. Further discourse would be futile.
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God, Karen. So insensitive 3 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
vibeaholic
Gonna jack you all up 6 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Man with a gun!!! Call in the SWAT team!
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Now this joke is on track 22 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
That just makes me steamed.
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Best relationships 8 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
"Oh, You're my sister!"
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She doesn't have enough money to buy the whole tshirt 8 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
If I could date a character, the first one that comes to mind is Sandy Cheeks. She's the total package.
She doesn't have enough money to buy the whole tshirt 8 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Ikr. I took her to the mortuary for some perspective. Now she thinks I'm nuts.
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I wonder why 6 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
So uh, *crunch crunch crunch, I think we should move on, *crunch crunch, by ourselves.
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Keanu feels 11 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
And whatever became of Bill?