Cockeye the sailors.

Snot true.

To create some sort of bizarre Hipkoslanda hybrid?

Carnivores often squint to sharpen their focus for a kill.

Now I know what shattered joy is made of.

My 13yr old lab doing her best to get me out of bed.

Next Station ... this one.

Presumably it has quarter flush button.

I think Rev Jones would want you to have this one ...

If he had bothered to listen, he wouldn't have given her food that her dog couldn't eat!

Father beats son.

Only 8 years? He's young :-)

Wouldn't the bags already be floured?

Nuclear explosions start from the inside.

The Swizzler!

Police confiscated more assets then burglars did in 2015.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/11/23/cops-took-more-stuff-from-people-than-burglars-did-last-year/

Anyone else see the potential for solar sunflower decapitation of a pedestrian?

Jesus: "Back in the day miracles were just accepted."

That's like when you start a sentence with all good intentions of making a stunningly cogent point but you end up reading it back to yourself and realise that there is not as much impact as you had originally hoped for so you "put something in quotes" to throw people off and then just smoothly slink away on the back of an ellipsis that leads nowhere ...

The compounding effect of inflation is going to be a rude shock when they finally reach the register.

I have two sets of car keys. I use them interchangeably.

Teacher's unions make it difficult to fire the worst teachers.