IOI

I cumin for a break because it's so chilli outside and I'm peppered with puns I can't possibly compete agains. I know when I'm garliced.

Tricycle drive through?

It's also why I don't brush my teeth at the shelter.

On a slight tangent (given how the sign was stuck on) - who keeps duct tape in the dunny, and why?

Creepily, you never sent it to them.

Where in the world is this and how did you manage to spot them?

"The amber bear amulet, 3500 years old" ... and still ambearably cute.

Then get ready for a whole lot of disappointment :-)
I'm putting the authoritarian position into this when I say "Always suspect what government tells you to believe."
In a system where someone else makes the rules don't be surprised if the rules are "justifiably [insert crap excuse here]" modified to suit or exclude them.