Assigned dramatic saute 1 comments
aphelion
· 11 weeks ago
Fookin' eediot!
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Anon meets his Guardian Angel 1 comments
Weapon of war 2 comments
aphelion
· 30 weeks ago
Genuinely, this is actually true. Not because it's a Burger King specifically, but because NO other nation comes even close to the US's overseas deployment capabilities. The global logistic deployment system that they have in place is truly singular, since every other nation's military is geared towards either invasion (of neighbours), or invasion protection (from neighbours).
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They went there 1 comments
Bouncy square impossible 4 comments
aphelion
· 35 weeks ago
This is from The Elements by Theodore Gray; one of the best science books of all time.
It goes through the history, primary uses, and random facts of every element on the table (at the time of publishing) in an easily comprehensible to a layperson way, and has many hilarious quotes.
Also every single photo of an element (or use of that element) is take from the author's personal collection.
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It goes through the history, primary uses, and random facts of every element on the table (at the time of publishing) in an easily comprehensible to a layperson way, and has many hilarious quotes.
Also every single photo of an element (or use of that element) is take from the author's personal collection.
Chirping vanilla pleased 1 comments
Innate psychotic grieving 2 comments
aphelion
· 39 weeks ago
Nothing quite like a sense of pride an accomplishment to keep you grinding!
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Maybe not the best spot to pause 3 comments
He is the way to the future 1 comments
aphelion
· 1 year ago
This guy would be 54 years old now; either the sheer force of meme is rejuvenating him, or that's not him in the pic.
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I thought I doing OK, but this floored me just now... 2 comments
aphelion
· 1 year ago
That car almost hit me.
I almost went bankrupt.
I almost forgot to set my alarm.
Works both ways :/
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I almost went bankrupt.
I almost forgot to set my alarm.
Works both ways :/
The Fr*nch and their weird pronunciation 4 comments
aphelion
· 1 year ago
Firstly, how??
Secondly, FS says this post is 1 day old, yet both the comments say 2 days old. What?
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Edited 1 year ago
Secondly, FS says this post is 1 day old, yet both the comments say 2 days old. What?
I. Like. Booty 2 comments
aphelion
· 1 year ago
I'm trying to take pictures of spiderman, but i'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the menace!
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Aaaaaww .. 1 comments
Power might corrupt 3 comments
aphelion
· 1 year ago
When I send an email, it auto sorts receivers alphabetically. Can they get mad at each other's names?
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That's the right choice 3 comments
aphelion
· 1 year ago
Unless you spent upwards of $100,000 on an IMAX camera to film your wedding, the footage would actually look kinda mediocre on an IMAX screen. Would be a waste of a good opportunity to watch the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, which wasn't filmed on IMAX either, but it would still be an opportunity to watch the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, which only someone who hasn't seen the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz would pass up.
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Remarkable lady 3 comments