AmberTek

ambertek


Biggest asshole on here. Been temporarily banned twice, have the most downvotes on comments in FunSub history, and I'm still rocking it.

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What the f*ck is a foxkin 46 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
See, THIS is where we need Hitler. Someone to wipe out all of these idiots in the world. Agendered foxkin bullshit..
What the f*ck is a foxkin 46 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Don't reproduce
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*Deep Breath In* 87 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I shall *takes your hand as the sun sets, doves fly above us and we prepare for MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!*
Spread the word pls 37 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
The real O.G apparently
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Tick Tock 24 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
..... I loved it.. Truly, truly did.
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Spread the word pls 37 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
POURING CHICKEN BROTH ON A VEGAN?!? OH SHIT THESE BOIZ ARE REAL GANGSTERS, LEMME TELL YA WHAT
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Yep, We're Here 4 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
FUCKING HIPPIES
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*Deep Breath In* 87 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Can I beat it's face in?
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The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
The universe is infinite. Proof enough for you? Or maybe you wanna try to win off of bashing my claims without any evidence of your own?
The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
We were an accident. A very rare occurrence under rare circumstances. I'm sure the universe can do better than this. In fact, I undoubtly know that it has. Humans are a failed species. Just because WE die doesn't mean there's no one left to enjoy the universe. Some better, smarter, not as easy to manipulate species will come by, and see things the way they were supposed to be. Unimportant.
The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Does the world go round because of your hospitals? No. It would do that regardless. Your hospitals make NO major change, therefore who cares? Random families? What do they matter? Universe would still exist without them.
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The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
It's not passion. It's a false emotion your brain creates to give you purpose. Make you feel like your doing something, worth something.
The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I'm different.
And no, not really. Passion doesn't even exist for the most part.
The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
No, they pretend to love you for food and you humans mindlessly love them.
The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Horses and dogs are pretty good. But the point is, why do you have a bond with it? It's not human. It can't communicate with you. It doesn't even really care about you. It just does what it's told. You look like brainwashed idiots acting like any animal is worthy enough to live like a human.
More important than math 14 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Than*
Someone never did their English homework
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The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
@peachypersimmon 12835 145th ave clackamas OR. I'll be waiting.
@stille20 Perhaps you should learn to read
@theodorerex People like you disgust me.. You've become so brainwashed into loving this stupid fucking creature that you can't even be called intelligent anymore. You've lost all self dignity to have respect for an ANIMAL
@sincere_milkshake Pets are animals. Therefore they are food.
@mialinay Who ever said I didn't?
@third You're the only smart one here.
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The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Why should I have any regard for animal life? What do they do? Provide us with food is what they do. And how does one obtain that food? Slaughtering them. That's all they're good for. Being butchered to make me fat. And I know I don't have any humanity, but I like it that way <3
The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Everything I said was true. You wanna throw me some facts about how priceless dogs are, go ahead. All you can provide me with are links to vegan websites screaming about how all life is equal. I can get a dog for fucking free right now. It's worth nothing.
The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Sweden ruined it. Them banning their own flag and allowing the ISIS flag made them cool in my books. But this ruins it. Humans are the only worthy species. Who the fuck cares if a dog freezes to death? You can literally BUY another one for SO fucking cheap. A dog is like the same price as a toaster. Or you can get them for free at the pound if you fine with it having a few defects!
It's 3 a.M and my neighbor is having a meeting with watermelons 10 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
THIS PICTURE WILL FOREVER CONFUSE ME
/b/ questions the use of nuclear weapons 20 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Because it's provided me with a couple good jokes. So in the end, completely worth it
God bless America 10 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Florida man has died like over 60 different ways by now. None of which were "Florida man dies in car crash" or "Flordia man dies of heart attack"
No, it's always "Flordia man dies after farting on a bear"
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This kid is doing it so right 9 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
So there was this kid getting bullied because he was gay. I went up and screamed "HE'S FUCKING LESBIAN YOU RESULTS OF WHITE TRASH UNDERAGE GAY INCEST LITTLE SHITS" and no one really cared cause I do stuff like that all the time.
Not sure if repost but seems important 70 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I carry around a Karambit everywhere I go, and I've been training in Kali for around 5 years now. I'm just WAITING for a fucking clown to approach me. Bitch is gonna get their wrist cut open with a fancy ass Jaguar claw
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