AmberTek

ambertek


Biggest asshole on here. Been temporarily banned twice, have the most downvotes on comments in FunSub history, and I'm still rocking it.

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I think the psychological term for this is "confused" 26 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I... I have no words.. I really.. I just looked at the tumblr page.. I was starting to give up on humanity after reading 3 Twitter post from high school white girls (not really specific. You just need to read ANY three.), then I was questioning whether or not I should move to space after seeing how much support Trump was getting, but now... I'm not sure I'm human if this is what we have become.
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I think the psychological term for this is "confused" 26 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
People are taking "You can be whatever you want to be" WAY to far these days.
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The future 9 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
That's the fucking life I want right there. The height of luxury!
I do I do I do 15 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
All of the above. Well, actually the last 4 are wrong. But other than that all of the above.
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When you see it 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
So wait.. Am I crazy or are there actually people in camo on the ground? I swear I see a couple faces and a lot of oddly human shaped bumps.
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When you want to get your sibling in trouble 7 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
There's no way this is a real thing. This has to be a joke. Please tell me this is a joke.
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Being a fountain 10 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Exactly. I do this for at least 40% of my shower.
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Super high-tech setup 2 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Is that mouse spiked?
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2016 teen titans 32 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Yes
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Someone's caught Bowser 5 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
What da fauk is that?
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The tables have turned 14 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
That post was a roller coaster of emotions, start to finish. I really don't understand what it's purpose is, or how it wants me to feel after reading it, but I am thoroughly confused.
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I'm not sure that's the case... 33 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
The only reason my AIDS has autism is because of vaccinations.
I'm not sure that's the case... 33 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I never payed attention in high school health class ;-;
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Anybody else able to do this? 23 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
About 20% of mine.
I'm not sure that's the case... 33 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
This also gave me cancer. Then my cancer contracted HIV. Then my HIV developed AIDS. Oh, look at that. Now my AIDS has autism. And now my Autism has type 4 diabetes.
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I'm not sure that's the case... 33 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I just hate how they think being LGBT gives them certain rights. Like suddenly you are below them, or they have control over you, and you have to follow all their rules or you're discriminatory. Personally also part of the LGBT community, but seriously.. Some of them are just so annoying because you can't even make a joke without them flipping shit.
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I'm not sure that's the case... 33 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Still having trouble breathing from laughing so much.. Jesus the LGBT community has some of the most stuck up and pretentious people on the planet XD
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Just what 14 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Why do people take "Daddy" so literal? It's just a pet name. "Baby" or "Babe" represents innocence/adorable, and no it doesn't mean they are literally a baby. I have a friend who calls her boyfriend "bear" and no, she would not fuck a bear. "Daddy" just represents protection, and being taken care of. Calm your damn tits.
Trolling from prison 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Sadly not true. They check your letters before you send anything from inside a prison. It was funny though
Banks hate him 5 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
FS knows best.
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"Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible" 6 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Not in mine ;)
Just what 14 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
No?
Ken M on Space. 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Why even try to argue? Ken M. obviously has far more knowledge on space than any of us do
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black eye 2 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I would've just rearranged the keys in alphabetical order.
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"Shakespeare had no talent" Explain this. 11 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Shakespeare never existed and all of his plays were created by the government in 1950 to make it seem like they had records of historical figures when actually history doesn't exist ever since the ancient alien race of lizards erased it for disobeying them.
*tinfoil battleship*
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