alxx


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Obese kids should be illegal 43 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Savage guest is savage.
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I do this. 10 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I smile at no one. Ever.
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Overcoming obstacles 9 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Fuck Jock Semple.
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Science?! 15 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Pls no.
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yep all the time. 14 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
ಠ_ಠ
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Girls are majestic f*cking creatures 48 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Yeeeesss, my friends and I do that all the time- compare butt/boob bounciness and size. It's like, "dude feel my boobs, they feel amazing today." Lmao.
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Girls are majestic f*cking creatures 48 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Me either. That's one of my favorite things about being a girl: we get to have really close friendships with other girls. Guys don't really get that...or at least not to the extent that girls do. I've always felt kind of bad for guys, because it seems like it'd be really lonely to be a guy.
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Girls are majestic f*cking creatures 48 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Dude, when I had sleepovers when I was a kid, we'd sometimes even shower together...not in a sexual way (we were all like 11 years old), but still, we'd share everything. We'd all even stand around in the bathroom while one girl peed. So yeah, girls definitely don't give a shit about the homo.
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In memory of his mom 15 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
It probably would have looked better on a different part of his body, like his side or something. Placement is everything, kids.
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Smooth. 5 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Here's his Instagram, in case anyone gets a little thirsty.
https://www.instagram.com/maxwellbarrett/?hl=en
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The water bottle was a nice touch. 11 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Forced perspective.
Pair of fluffs 5 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
The tan one has the derpiest fucking face. xD
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Political correctness: Level murica 16 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
The only ones I could actually see happening are the last two. All the rest are a stretch. For real, why would anyone complain about "The Lion King"??
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Only on Tumblr 8 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
He was in elementary school. Most people don't discover their sexual orientation until middle school/high school. And let's be real: in elementary school, a "girlfriend" isn't really a girlfriend.
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He Can't Miss This One 15 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
That happens to girls too.
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There we go 51 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure it was banned because it's been in constant use by several hate groups over the years. But let's not forget that they didn't actually /ban/ the flag- it can still be used in all historical instances, and you're still allowed to own one if you already have one, they just banned the production of commercial confederate flags from this point on. I don't really feel this is that big of a deal, seeing as most people who want to own a personal confederate flag already do.
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alxx · 9 years ago
No one's gonna talk about "Misquoting Jesus" being right next to "666"?
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The savagest of the savage. 9 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
She deserved this person posting a pic of her in response to her asinine tweet, yes, but she is certainly deserving of her falling career as well- she's incredibly rude to her fans and to plenty of other celebrities. She's constantly starting shit with other celebrities, and, if I'm being honest, this tweet of hers is pretty indicative of her shitty personality all around. In my opinion, if you're a rude ass bitch, you don't really deserve a successful career. I feel the same about Kanye West. But I guess this is just my own opinion.
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f*ck the government 10 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
What exactly is considered illuminati music?
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Minions 65 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Like I said, no one is getting mad over stupid cartoons. Not even these "feminists" you claim to know so much about. Cool story back at ya.
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Minions 65 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Oh my lord Jesus. This minion shit is something you're really going to be upset over? Way to pick your battles. And even if I did generalize, how is "men do risky shit" a bad generalization?
You don't see any females in this comment section getting upset because there aren't any girl minions, do you? No one is getting upset over Family Guy, and that show is constantly sexist/racist/homophobic/you name it. No one is getting their panties in a bunch over the fact that most cartoon characters in modern kids shows are male. Literally no one gets upset by shit like this unless they have nothing better to do. These aren't even things that warrant getting upset over. Like I said, it's a goddamn kids show, and I guarantee if you ask any kid what gender the minions are, not one of them will have an answer, because they look completely genderless. Chill please.
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The savagest of the savage. 9 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Maybe because she's annoying, rude, and untalented?
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Minions 65 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Omg, I don't think he meant it in an offensive way. Like I said before, I think he just meant that guys usually are the ones who do risky dumb shit all the time, and so he made the minions all male. Not that anyone can even tell- they all look pretty genderless-, and not that it even matters considering the fact that it's a stupid and rather annoying /KIDS/ movie.
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True sadness 10 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Supposed to know what? That I was joking? I thought it was pretty obvious.
This homeless couple who lived in a Walmart attic for two years 10 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Was this in Florida by chance? I feel like this is something that would happen in Florida.
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