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She made it 23 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Not necessarily. If she lost it gradually over a year or 2, she probably wouldn't have any excess skin.
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Dean Kamen, inventor of the Purification Machine that will give the world clean water! 5 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Where's this mans Nobel prize?
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Women can be emotional creatures 15 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
This wife actually sounds really cute.
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It probably is a gift from god 12 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I had a guy like that in my grade in high school. He never did any homework- ever. And he hardly ever came to class. But because he was so smart (like, I think he was even a member of Mensa) he ended up acing every single test without even studying. Seriously, I don't think he ever got lower than a 100% on a test. It was so infuriating.
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"She can pat me down any time" 23 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Me: *sees really old, overweight guy*
Brain: "I'm gonna imagine what it's like to have sex with him."
Me: "Nooooo, brain, pls stop."
Brain: "I'm gonna do it."
Me: "NOOOOOOO!!"
Brain: "I did it; it is done."
Me: "WHY, BRAIN, WHY?!?"
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So much goals... 11 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
...guys don't send nudes?
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Ded 7 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
She might not even be over 13, though. And even if she were, that doesn't exactly qualify as "grown ass woman"...
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Ded 7 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
She's not a grown woman though...
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How to look cool this Winter 8 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I actually like when guys wear scarfs. So to each their own, I guess.
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Booby trapped 5 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Shhhh, don't reveal our secret.
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What happens when Adele pretends to be someone else on stage 5 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I love her.
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More 'Whos Line Is It Anyway' for everyone. 4 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
It literally says in the title...
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And we'll never be royals 4 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
She seems really cool, in all honesty.
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More 'Whos Line Is It Anyway' for everyone. 4 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
My favorite part was always "scenes from a hat".
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The time is now 30 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
They both presented flawed arguments, but he's a complete idiot if he thinks the pride flag- which has long been a symbol of love and equality- and the confederate flag- which has been used by several extremist hate groups, including the KKK, to justify and symbolize their hatred- are even remotely comparable.
The sience guy knows 63 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
"Act and dress like gays"???
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To our friends in France... America stands and mourns with you 23 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Are you referring to all Muslims in general? Because I have a Muslim professor, and honestly, she's my favorite professor because of how nice she is. What so many of the general public fail to realize is that the entire Muslim community is not to blame for these ISIS extremists, and the Quran says nothing about murdering people who don't follow or convert to your religion. And you do realize that many infamous world genocides have been committed in the name of Christianity, right? Or are we just going to ignore that since Christianity is the "pure" and "right" religion? Every religion has it's extremists that feel the need to kill those who don't follow, unfortunately. Like I said before, it's damn near impossible to weed out the extremists.
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No chill... 16 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
She seems like she'd be really annoying...
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To our friends in France... America stands and mourns with you 23 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Because the entire Muslim religion is not to blame for the acts of these extremists- that's why. So "sending those terrorists back to hell" would be perpetrating the misconception that all Muslims are terrorists. There's no perfect system for weeding out the extremists, unfortunately, and we can't punish an entire group, so sending them back anywhere isn't going to work.
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When your flirt game is strong... 12 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A REPOST.
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"What am I supposed to do now?" 5 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Those eyes tho...
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Bro time is important 3 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Aw, stuff like this always makes me kind of sad. If you have to lie to your significant other about where you are, you probably should rethink that relationship.
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Going home like a boss 6 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
...your school has open windows?
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Better be cautious than ill! 10 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
That's me
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