alxx


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Am I the only one around here who eats it that way? 19 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
What is this sorcery?
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Sometimes you gotta have a secret stash just in case you finally come to your senses. 5 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Wtf are you talking about, guest? For all we know, his friend could be a pretty thin guy who just wants to lose a couple extra pounds. Don't be a dick.
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Long jump - nailed it 2 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Me with any sport that has ever existed.
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#NeverForget 5 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
...wat?
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Cuteness 8 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
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SHOTTY is the twitter hero we need 22 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
How is that considered "white people lips", though? I know plenty of white people who have big, full lips.
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When a girl tells me I'm sexist because I won't buy her a drink 12 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Has a girl actually ever said that before?
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Leave martin alone!!! 37 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Why does every comment you make sound so petty, "man"?
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Leave martin alone!!! 37 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
...the majority of people on tumblr are straight...
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"DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLATE?!" 12 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
"CHOCOLATE!"
Animals pretending to be other animals 8 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Oh my god, I can't decide which one is my favorite. xD
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Chill ladies 11 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Sorry not sorry.
*flips hair*
(◕‿◕✿)
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It's officially autumn!! 37 days till Halloween ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 17 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Yes, yes I am. (◕‿◕✿)
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A transgender man tells it like it is 21 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Yes, this is exactly how things like this should be handled. Round of applause for this man.
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It's officially autumn!! 37 days till Halloween ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 17 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
37 days till my birthday, as well! :D
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Smooth 6 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
...why do her finger nails look so weird? O.o
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Does this make me gay 55 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Lmao, garlog, I love that you're telling fennekin how to post his/her comments when you don't even use correct grammar in your own.
Does this make me gay 55 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
That argument has absolutely no logical standing at all. No one gets drunk with the intention of having someone violate and take advantage of them.
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Such realism 25 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Booty game too strong.
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n*gga looking like a high school bathroom 29 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Holy shit, you're turning into "ns", "man".
What? 8 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I love how even tumblr is confused by tumblr. xD
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The mega bed 19 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
This is literally my life goal.
Does this make me gay 55 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Or you should learn to just back off if you see that someone has ingested too much alcohol and clearly can't make any rational decisions for themselves.
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Does this make me gay 55 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Remind me to alert women to never get drunk around you.
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A real life Popeye 13 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
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