Does anyone have any proof that she actually said this?

That's me trying to run away from my responsibilities.

OR you could just not take upskirt pictures of women.

This is getting out of hand. First Trump and now Kanye? We might as well elect Paris Hilton as president. We're gonna be fucked regardless.

Personally, I think anything other than "Babe" sounds weird.

Lol, "Mary" is very clearly a fake troll account. Kudos to that guy for not falling for it.

"Civilwhore"

How the hell did he get a star, and why?

Can we all agree that neither one is good? I mean, seriously, can you imagine having to wear an entire dress to go swimming like in the first picture, and then have someone there to check to see if it's an appropriate length anytime you swim? And can you imagine how unbelievably uncomfortable and unnecessary the second one is? They're both terrible in their own ways.

Please tell me these are real. xD

"Tightvaginas" oh, okay...

I've said this before and I'll say it again: if you feel the need to hide the fact that you watch porn from your significant other, you should probably rethink that relationship.