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IS HE OK??? 8 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I love that they're totally cool with sex in the public pool...
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elijah would do anything 7 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
How much wood would Elijah Wood wood if Elijah Wood could chuck wood?
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I didn't say it was 12 inches, I said it was a foot 5 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Oh god. I can't get over the way he's bending over. Who poses like that?
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Oprah 4 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Nooooooooooo! ಠ╭╮ಠ
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To all bros out there: The struggle is real! (you can't sit there) 9 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
To look cuuuuttteeee!
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Just me looking at the mirror 3 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
"Why did no one tell me about the ugly??? How could they let me leave the house like this?!"
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He wants some nuts. 17 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I love how he holds his little hands together while he patiently waits for his nuts. xD
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He wants some nuts. 17 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I was actually going to put that, then I changed it for some unimaginable reason...
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*politically correct* 37 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
You most certainly can be proud of things you had nothing to do with, just as you most certainly can be ashamed of things that you had nothing to do with. You don't have to be personally involved in something in order to have an opinion or feelings.
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The citizens of Pawnee have very grave concerns. 3 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
"If sugar is so bad how come Jesus made it taste so good?" xD
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truth 65 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure it doesn't happen to just men. Every single day girls are told they're not good enough, not skinny enough, not pretty enough, etc. And so are men. Both genders can be assholes, unfortunately.
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*politically correct* 37 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
So no one is ever allowed to be proud of their heritage?
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*politically correct* 37 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
True, every race has had achievements. However, every person in the world has had at least one achievement as well, but that's not going to stop me from being proud of myself for achieving something. Same with ethnicity or nationality or sexuality, etc. Every ethnic group has achieved something, every nation had achieved something, every sexual orientation group has achieved something, but that doesn't mean one can't be proud of belonging to any of those groups.
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truth 65 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
So I'm gonna go ahead and give my opinion- even though I'll probably be downvoted for it. I don't think its bad for people to have standards. If a girl likes tall guys, why is that a big deal? If a guy likes thin girls, why is that a big deal? I think the problem here is with the people who make others feel bad for not being their idea of attractive- the girls who make guys feel about about their height and the guys who make girls feel bad about their weight/etc. It's perfectly fine if you're not attracted to that person, but it's not okay to be an asshole and make them feel bad about themselves. It's one thing to have a type, it's a whole other thing to be rude to anyone who doesn't fit your type. If you're not attracted to them, then move on- don't put them down simply because /you/ don't find them attractive. Does that make sense?
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Inside the Female Mind 15 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo.."
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Nerf or noothin' 4 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
She's so cute, oh my god. xD
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Oh, deer. 5 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
"Deer God, what have I done?!"
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First of all 2 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I am a girl and I approve this message.
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louis c k is like, the hippest 8 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I know, right? He seems like he'd be the coolest husband...
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Hot single mom 5 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Hot, single mom has taken away your computer and is demanding you get a job or do something productive with your life.
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This is why you should NEVER overtake shortly before exiting the highway 7 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
...did I just watch someone die?
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an*lThrasher69 is a good person 4 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
How thoughtful of him. 10/10 gentleman.
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Naughty tinkerbell 15 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
...wut?
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The resemblance is unreal 18 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Actually, possum and opossum are two totally different animals. Possums are found in Australia and opossums are found anywhere along the western hemisphere. So, for all we know, they could most definitely be refering to the possums in Australia.
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I laughed harder than I should have at this 8 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
...just click the x and it will stop changing it...not really that hard.
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