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How to do the Sex: 7 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
...well that took an unexpected turn...
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Oddly enough 3 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I don't know why they didn't let her in; that mask is pretty convincing.
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Lab results 9 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
He looks so done with your shit.
The puns on Batman: The Animated Series always got me 3 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
I gotta /hand/ it to her, that was a pretty good pun.
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Cash Money 13 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
...I was 5'6" by the time I was 10 years old...early puberty sucks. :/
Canadian news 7 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
*sirens blaring* *gavin screaming*
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Cash Money 13 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
When your parents are douchebags...
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Yeah... It's called kidnap! 6 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Good guy squirrels!
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It Really Sucks Waking Up With Meth on Your Lap 7 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
"Sir, you're higher than you think you are."
"No, no, no, absolutely not."
Lmao xD
Like really, double standard much? 45 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
You're an ass, garlog. Why should a girl not be allowed to have sex with whoever she wants? Why are guys the only ones who are allowed to be proud of their sex lives? Why are guys the only ones who are allowed to freely fuck whoever they please? Why should a human being's value and worth be relative to how many people they have or have not slept with?
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Like really, double standard much? 45 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
And that makes it okay how?
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This is fashion if I've ever seen it. 15 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Forget getting in the car, how does she shower?! O.o
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Like really, double standard much? 45 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Honestly though, why can't people just stay the hell out of other people's sex lives?! So what if a guy/girl likes to have a lot of sex? So what if a guy/girl is a virgin? Worry about your own damn self.
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Who is laughing now? 1 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Karma is a bitch, Larry.
Use the booty 14 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
When his booty game is so strong it knocks you off your feet...
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They are actually concerned 4 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
"And this, my fellow felines, is the proper technique for raising and caring for your human once you have adopted them from the human store."
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Reacting with styyllleeee XD 5 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
How to politely tell someone to kiss your ass.
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And a diet coke pls 20 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Deliver this to my house, please.
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Lotus Building in Wujin 2 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
What?! Why don't we have buildings like this in the US???
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I'm pregnant... 16 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
"Cumberbulge"....
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this person has life figured out 6 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
That's beautiful advice.
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Wait for it 3 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
...well that ended differently than expected...
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True true... 3 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
But it's accurate, though...
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The problem with feminists 41 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Wait, are there actual women who have a problem with men sitting with their legs open...?
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Easy way to find a boyfriend 7 comments
alxx · 9 years ago
Victorious.
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