I wish this was true

My dog once attacked a horse and lamb at my uncle's farm

The best form of birth control has always been my personality-Girl code

Milk monkey

pervert by choice....

Looks like Garfield had a nap attack

You guys should watch due date

What lightning?

It kinda looks like a monkey

Or when you try to fix it by drinking water and you choke on the water

Do you smell popcorn?

Some men get really weird around tears

He can't handle his freshness

Nope that's wayyyyy past my bedtime

this is why I never wear make up

I'm pretty sure this is the exact story with Mario and Bowser

XD

Where's the camera?

I need the eye bleach

My husky has to stay outside cuz he sheds too much :/

Imagine how pretty it'd be if it was straight