They should make an alternate "angry end call" button that sounds like an explosion or something.

The longer you look the funnier it gets.

*Is accidentally referred to as Nacho.*
*TRIGGERED.*

You are not alone.

See, the Happening would have been so much better if the trees had fought back like this

Only worry if he starts whispering 4,8,15,16,23, 42.

Looks like a long book. Hope there's a potato illustration at the end.

Should have made people ears.

Slurpees can't melt steel beams.