That's so sad on so many levels

This is great!

I need this. For reasons.

It looks like they tried to paint it while it was still on the key chain. Idiot

Used to work in landscaping and I would get these all over my clothes.

"and also with you"

15 times it says physics. I can't say physics that many times in a row without messing up.

She's wonderful.

Just imagine a bartender trying to slide your drink down to you at the end of the counter and it's so slick because it's an old bowling lane that it just flies off the end and crashes into the cabinets.

On my god Yes!

Pickachu is attention hog. He thinks he needs to be the center of attention at every moment. That's why he really never went into his pokèball.

Sad thing is that I would press it just to see if it hurts or actually works.

Are black Legos lights that aren't turned on and the gray ones are turned on or is it the other way around?

Being an adult is scary. I bought about 50 glow sticks one day just because no could tell me I couldn't.

Why was there a piano on the street?

He definitely deserved it though because that was mean prank.

Lets talk about the fact that Shane was probably more like " He's a girl!! I'm not gay".

Just because it wasn't reported doesn't mean it didn't happen. Also, they probably had an anonymous survey for the statistics. And another thing, they say by the time they "finish college" not "during college" this means anytime up till about age 22.