First world problems

How would you even wrap each individual can like this?

What a good person you must be

First kid got a hotdog in his sundae

*nails him in the face with a silver dollar*

Lol why not pay $400 to MAYBE get it a day earlier?

Time to cross a river and die of cholera

My brother as a child called my parents by their first names and imitated the other’s pitch/tone, high/feminine for my dad, deep/masculine for my mom

McDonald’s did not accept this as a valid coupon, god damnit Terry

@rosalinas

And you just lost to the biggest loser ever.

What’s this called? I vaguely remember it

Who decorates it then cuts it down?

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with a little more time to be able to get a little more time to get a little more time to get a little more time to get a little more time to get a little more time to get a little more time to get a little bit of time off work

Something tell me that bird is the answer

Dog looks high as fuck

According to this I’m like perfectly neutral