Bad memories 14 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
No tequila for me
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Fast! 3 comments
100% true! 3 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
This reminds me of one of my favorite George Carlin jokes
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Edited 5 years ago
Isnt it obvious? 5 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
Well my point is that there are certainly less foreign looking fatties here.
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Isnt it obvious? 5 comments
The hero we need 18 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
And instead of stopping him you warned others to avoid him as if he were a thunderstorm
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Its cheap and free. Throw me in the trashcan 13 comments
Took me few seconds 7 comments
Cover up your ex wife’s face 101 4 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
I got a matching tattoo with my ex. It’s my only tattoo but I don’t regret it, dog riding a skateboard with sunglasses. And it does remind of her and sometimes brings up mixed feelings, but I don’t have to explain that to anyone asking about my ink if I don’t wanna
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Listen here you little shit 10 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
God I haven’t had to do real math in so long and your explanation just broke my brain
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