Toy guns that look too real - Ban them!
Real guns that look like toys - ???

Uh, racist title is racist

Bojack!

I can help change that. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

And anything that we want to go
from just a beginner to a pro,
We need a montage!

Lactose intolerant all day

It looks like a person in a really convincing elephant costume

My brother use to call our parents by their first name and he would use a deep voice to say my mom’s name and higher pitched to say my dad’s cause he just mimicked the way they spoke

Been there, done that

Uh... profile pic begs to differ

Idk heterosexuality is pretty gay if you really think about it

Lol “reduse”

Tell your bf and your brother it’s best to use the toilet separately

That’s actually not cool at all... When I was young I made art for my folks often and I got to take it home and give it to them myself...

...the fuck?