This is so sad 7 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
My head hurt
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After reading this I think I will order a pineapple pizza 7 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Dolphin kebabs please
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(Good Morning) Sunshine is Here 5 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
I’m gonna be the ultimate rebel and have an amazing night.
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Global warming is real! 4 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
2010 looks like it’s gonna get lost in yr butt crack
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Look at the tongue 9 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Darn tootin’
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Try it om your kids, it works, I promise! 3 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Tried it, now my kid won’t stop speaking in tongues
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What's Rick and Morty 14 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Rick and Morty is that cartoon that we grow old waiting for them to air new episodes
The critics can eat my ass 32 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
*leaves site for 9 months* *comes back to shitpost and complain about bots* you’re doing God’s work @this_isntme
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The critics can eat my ass 32 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
You need to quit while you’re ahead, you clearly no nothing about this subject.
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The critics can eat my ass 32 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Sticks and Stones is Dave Chappelle’s new stand up. So again, wtf are you going on about?
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Never forget the fallen 10 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
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The critics can eat my ass 32 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
And I think you’re referring to Carlos Mencia, who is a terrible comedian.
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The critics can eat my ass 32 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Wtf are you going on about? Sticks and Stones just came out last month.
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Never forget the time Batman fought a shark on a rope ladder 4 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Like how it’s clearly just tied on
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If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupit 3 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
That title is pretty stupit
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W-what about pizza parties! Those are better than unions! Taco fridays? 11 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
I read it that way as well so now I’m extra confused
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Might not be nice to be sitting around with a dead body 16 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Just toss em out the door and keep flying
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This right here is couple goals 2 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Couple goals is to be a caretaker or have dementia or Alzheimer’s or something?
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Never too much 3 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Too much butter and too much sugar look dank
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Oh yeah 6 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Same thing at work too
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This would be thrift shop gold 10 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
I’m sick of yr house, grandma
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This would be thrift shop gold 10 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Uh wut?
You know, I'm something of a car guy myself 2 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Is this meme making a comeback or something?