afungusamongus

afungusamongus


The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.

— afungusamongus Report User
Zootopia newscasters by region 21 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Kiwis won't like that
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Need this one in my wardrobe 21 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Shame away... Also happens to be a fetish
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Dogs treasure those around them more than themselves 3 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Had to take five to pat my dogs after this..
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Shot in the back 23 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Well you dun goofed
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Well isn't that sweet....and depressing 13 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Want it to live a long lonely life? Or be tasty?
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Well isn't that sweet....and depressing 13 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Lol easier to find and eat it.
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61 F 2 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
I also become an uncircumcised penis when it's cold.
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Nice 4 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Bambi's dad?
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Need this one in my wardrobe 21 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Great... Another thing to add to my shameful fetishism list. Dammed internet
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Shot in the back 23 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Oh the irony
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What's on the surface can often be deceiving. 10 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
I swear to God, if I had a dollar for everytime a cute girl ended up being a tentacled monster from the deep.
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what the fack 10 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
BOJACK
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Achooee! 7 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Laziest trolling I've seen since the early 00ties
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This is by far the best I've seen 5 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
He has the best words.
Bug-a-salt lol 9 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Get a job!
Aw :( 26 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Hahahahahaha
I don't know if this joke is officially outdated yet 11 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
You definitely shouldn't be laughing
The face of a broken man 39 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
They problem isn't that older people watch the show, it's that they are synonymous with sexualising the characters. This makes people uncomfortable due to the fact that in most people's eyes the characters appear yo be young.
Rule 31.
Curious minds want to know 7 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
It's a religious experience for him
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Who's flat now? Hmm? Yeah that's what I thought. 9 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
This totally cuts both ways though. I've seen dude's ridiculed for their cock size
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Oops 21 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Yeah but not in this senario. They both consented to Banging without a rubber or other contraceptives.
Mid fuck she asks him not to blow but he already had. There's no rape here, only premature ejaculation.
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damnnnn 14 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
A shaved monkey, ready to be shot into space
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Every time 2 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Ahh the joys of working in hospitality
Just another reason to love this guy 1 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Woowoowoahhh! I'm walkin' on Sunshine!
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