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afungusamongus

The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.

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Thanks for saving my soul, Mum 8 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

But Jesus is my fetish.

I need this guitar 13 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

I play a bass. I'm just saying that the bass is totally a guitar.

I need this guitar 13 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

You realise Bass is Short for bass guitar. Bass guitar.

Now THIS is a balcony! 6 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Yeahp. It sure is a balcony

Humans of NY Stories 2 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Hahahaha. I fuckin love that

d'aawwww 4 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Would eat/10

4 yr 16 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

I couldn't handle the religious aspect of the 12 step programs :(

Tree roots growing on top of the pavement 4 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Life always finds a way.

That's the truth why they got extinct! 6 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

"Run away!"

The lecture was about marriage 13 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Even though it's most certainly a case by case basis and up to the individual.
I'd say more do then dont

Dude loves the snow 4 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

He looks blazed

Now that's spam I would gladly accept. 5 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Howler spam. Fuck that shit.
"WANT TO ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!"

Mystery 13 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Look like that bar has nice ALES

I feel we all need to realize this at some point 9 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Monks trying to achieve enlightenment.

Before arguing about round/flat earth, argue about how we can prevent animal extinction! 39 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

That's a sub species of tiger. There are about 10. Well were, it's about 7 now.

Before arguing about round/flat earth, argue about how we can prevent animal extinction! 39 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Yeah dude you were wrong. Rhino in picture is clearly black.
Otherwise you would have been all "frogs are extinct!?".

Wanna drink some black water? 39 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Definitely not meme marketing

Best news I've heard in years 17 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Dugong

I really can't imagine 14 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Deaf people don't think in ASL. they think in concepts

And a hundred percent reason to remember the name 7 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

I work alot. My showering is mostly dying inside

There are over 200 bodies on Everest 5 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

I second that motion.

A True Legend, What's Your Excuse? 13 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Running when your dying seams a bit daft though. I know he was spreading awareness.
But like... Sit down.. Have a beer maybe?

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Leaked image of Jennifer Lawrence playing with herself! 14 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Definitely shouldn't have been. Was it wrong? Yes.
Did I masturbate to it? Also yes.

Power! Unlimited power! 3 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

The same thing that happens when anyone else touches it..

Modern family 27 comments

afungusamongus · 8 years ago

Agreed. Also just because we don't "need" it doesn't mean our species won't in the future. It's not that easy to unlearn hundreds of thousands of years of conditioning.

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