Well you do speak the simplified version :)

Eww English

Well that’s a lovely simile

Just pull a sickie anyways

Woohoo!

Has it worked yet

Hmm perhaps

T h a n k s

Eat some books

Well you obviously don’t understand the word, otherwise you’d realise people like different things?

Eh there’s no rush really

I’m not gonna graduate from education til at least 22 so xD

Ahhh xD

Unless you know about ruminant and non ruminant digestive systems... xD

Boo you too bitch

I have sooooo much coursework to do

Ugh I’ll let you off this once

I will fite e v e r y o n e and a n y o n e

This may be news to you... But some people prefer cats to dogs!

That looks like drool, which is what mastiff breeds do a lot

Why not?

Bidmas

Lucifer