Jesus with automatic weapons? Oh so THIS is the bible that Americans are always on about.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

I see the world's largest churro

young stranger things

Even if he didn't trust him, it was nice to know that someone didn't want him dead.

Dude, Stuart little has like a car and shit. He'd run that fucker down.

Drive safe, pupper

from seasons 1-5. and then there's the rest.

I tore ligaments in my ankle when I fell over rollerskating. This was about a month ago and I'm 18 years old. It was my first time. There were toddlers skating better than me and I went to the hospital

It should really be giving the card to the face hugger, but...whatever

How about just free tuition in general?

Because it doesn't make for interesting stories

That's not the right use of the meme